Strawberry Shredded Wheat vs. Honey Nut Cheerios

Kevin was driving to school when he got a phone call. Angie and Amanda wanted him to pick up a box of Honey Nut Cheerios for the teacher. The teacher had once told a story about the tension in his home created by running out of Honey Nut Cheerios. Angie thought it would be funny to give him a box during the final class.

Standing in front of the row of cereals, Kevin forgot which one to pick up. So he called Amanda and said, "What kind do you want?"

A 60 year old woman was choosing her cereal nearby, and smiled sweetly at Kevin. "Are you picking that up for you wife?"

Of course, Kevin responded by saying, "No. My wife likes Strawberry Shredded Wheat."

Then his rascally side welled up and he stated cheerfully, "These are for my girlfriend."

The woman stopped smiling. Her mouth fell open. Kevin smiled and walked away.

Then he chuckled to himself the rest of the night. And once, in the middle of class, he accidentally laughed out loud and disrupted the class.