Lucas was the first. No one else had accomplished such a feat. He felt like he deserved an award. What did he pioneer, you ask?
He was the first employee to have an accident at the new building. While pushing hardware into a frame, his hand slipped, and the metal corner of the frame tore the heel of his palm deep enough to require 4 stitches.
While he was at urgent care, Eric and Chris glanced at his cube. Given the new information of his being prone to attract accidents under normally safe conditions, there were far too many sharp corners in his cube to be considered safe. Something had to be done and they were the men for the job. After commandeered several roles of bubble wrap they went to work putting it on every corner they could find. While desperately peering into his cabinet, they decided it was just too dangerous in there, so they taped the door shut.
A week later Susie tripped in the parking lot and sprained her ankle. What have you brought upon us, Lucas?
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